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Its sad when your boyfriend got bigger boobs than you.
(NO, I am not talking about Lee and I.)

S.I.T.
Sluts In Training.
(Copyright July 14th 2004. A Lee Tarnow Original.)

July 14th:
After doing some work in the morning, I headed out across the city to Lee's. As usual we acted like as if we were married. Guess what we did? We went to the grocery store and picked up some grape juice, and strolled around the mall. Upon leaving the mall, we drove ourselves to the gas station to fill up on gas. After filling up the tank, we went back to Lee's and watch Stepford Wives. In between the movie, Lee's mom made us some lunch at 3 in the afternoon, when we finished eating Lee's mom started to tell me stories of Lee's childhood. I gotta say, some weird stuff happened alrite. Haha, Lee was so embarrassed. Very cute. We did more lounging around the house after the movie was finished, and I had chinese (white people chinese food) with Lee's mom and Lisa. It was so weird kinda.

Stepford Wives:
It was a relatively funny movie. It started out great, a great opening and everything flowed together. As the movie progress, you will kinda start to get lost. It will still be funny but you would start thinking to yourself like,"What the ...?" And then the end was just confusing, maybe I am just stupid but 3 other people agreed with me. So you make up your mind.

Cuddle Bears:
The cuddle bear is the wily prey of the common horny male. A much prized creature, the cuddle bear is at the constant mercy of these horny males. The majestic mammal's sole defense, however, is a formidable one. The Cuddle Bear's toothline is mounted with two large fangs, which she bears at the slightest of threat. When capturing a cuddle bear in the wild, the hunter must be careful of these incidious incisors, lest he be cut to pieces!