silly story

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks.
The husband, although very much in love,
couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.

So, he said to his new wife,
"Honey, I'll be right back."

"Where are you going, coochy cooh?"
asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."

The wife said,
"You want a beer, my love?"
She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer,
brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was,
"Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses..."

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying,
"You want a frozen glass, puppy face?"
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said,
"Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...
I won't belong, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?"
She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, cutie pie?...

"LISTEN UP, DICKHEAD! DRINK YOUR F*CKING BEER IN YOUR GODDAMN FROZEN MUG
AND EAT YOUR MOTHERF*CKING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU ARE MARRIED NOW,
YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT,ASSHOLE?"

and, they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?

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its okie baby, i still love you.

this weekend was full of movies. first there was the leaked family guy movie, which was incredible as always. gotta love pirated stuff. we also went to go see wedding crashers with my brother. yeah... all those tit scenes and sex scenes were quite awkward with him sitting next to me. aside from that, it was a pretty funny movie. its definitely giving me ideas. o don't worry sweetykins, i don't hurt you too much. and we all come to realize from yesterday that the more it hurts, the more intense the pleasure become.

yup, and to end off this sexy post i would simply like to say that "some people say that we only use 10% of our brain, but i think we only use 10% of our heart."

later days.