work = bad

too much work and thinking is bad for tiffany.

once again, the march break and the nice weather is distracting tiffany away from work.
and this makes for a very conflicted and grumpy tiffany, because she wants to get her work done, yet at the same time she wants to go outside and have fun. when tiffany is grumpy, this in turn is bad for lee too because he gets the blunt end of the problem, which he doesn't really deserve. he have enough to worry about without the extra bitching. but lee always seems to be able to cheer tiffany up through his special charms, no not lucky charms, but special charms, wink wink. haha. tiffany loves sleeping with lee, he is the warmest and cuddliest snugglebear on this planet. he also makes tiffany extremely happy with his own special little ways. 3 for 3 already. swoons and faints. tiffany wonders how come lee is so good at giving so much pleasure. lee makes tiffany a happy person, which is good for the rest of society. yay for lee.

except lee gotta remember to do all the cleaning that a snugglebear needs to do, otherwise tiffany would start sounding like his wife and nag like a maniac trying to get him to take a shower to make sure he is squeeky clean. lol.

okie enough talking in the third person. sorrie 'bout that, just did a 8 page english essay gotta start using normal english again. its so hard trying to sound smart. =P

ahhh.... so much freaking testing coming up. philosophy test, music tests, english test... that's insane. *frantically pulling at hair* i don't like tests at all. and that stupid music thingy... a complete waste of time. anyways, i am going shut up about complaining since i am going to have to it anyways. blah.

so much panicking to do before university marks go in again. lol. by the end of like april i will have no long her finger nails anymore. fun fun fun.

anywho, enjoy the nice weather, screw school worst comes to worst there is always a street corner available.
here is something i wrote for thoughts in philosophy class at the begining of the year... a little bit of encouragement for the upcoming hell.

Names.

What is in a name? Does the name makes the person or vice versa?
Our name is how others will identify us and refer to us when we are absent.

Some names have transcended through time because one man bared it, like Michel Angelo and Joan.

When you were named, you were given the chance to make your name the first choice for naming kids that hasn't born yet. Those boys may be named like you, after you, just as today are named after Alexander the great or Helen Keller.

Be proud of your name and make it proud of you.
Be great and your name will be so.
Be honorable and your name will be so.
Be special and your name will be so.

Be.

i couldn't resist

every female should have 4 pets...a mink in the closet, a jag in the garage, a tiger in bed, and a jackass to pay for everything.

Happy Easter!

Things You Wish You Could Say at Work...

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
   
2. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a fuck.
   
3. How about "never"? Is "never" good for you?
   
4. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
   
5. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
   
6. Ahhh, I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again.
   
7. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
   
8. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
   
9. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
   
10. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
    
11. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
    
12. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
    
13. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
    
14. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
    
15. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
    
16. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
    
17. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
    
18. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
    
19. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
    
20. No, my powers can only be used for good.
    
21. I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me.
    
22. You sound reasonable.......time to up my medication.
    
23. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
    
24. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
    
25. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
    
26. Who me! I just wander from room to room.
    
27. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!

100 Ways to Order a Pizza

1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. Use CB lingo where applicable.
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
8. Answer their questions with questions.
9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if they have something outlandishly sinful.
10. Use these bonus words in the conversation: ROBUST FREE-SPIRITED COST-EFFICIENT UKRAINIAN PUCE.
11. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
12. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD.
13. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
14. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."
15. Stutter on the letter "p."
16. Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g. If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
17. Ask what the order taker is wearing.
18. Crack your knuckles into the receiver.
19. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
20. Rattle off your order with a determined air. If they ask if you would like drinks with that, panic and become disoriented.
21. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.
22. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings.
23. Change your accent every three seconds.
24. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
25. Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say "Bed-Wetters' Camp, right?"
26. Start your order with "I'd like. . . ". A little later, slap yourself and say "No, I don't."
27. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
28. Rent a pizza.
29. Order while using an electric knife sharpener.
30. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
31. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long "i" sound.
32. Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."
33. Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, (Pizza Place), start to cry and ask, "Do you know what it's like to be lied to?"
34. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs.
35. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.
36. Imitate the order taker's voice.
37. Eliminate verbs from your speech.
38. When they say "What would you like?" say, "Huh? Oh, you mean now."
39. Play a sitar in the background.
40. Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.
41. Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
42. Ask to see a menu.
43. Quote Carl Sandberg.
44. Say you'll be able to pay for this when the movie people call back.
45. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
46. Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay.
47. Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.
48. Order a slice, not a whole pizza.
49. Shout "I'm through with men/women! Send me a dozen of your best, Gaston!"
50. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are you?"
51. Psychoanalyze the order taker.
52. Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.
53. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
54. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.
55. Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.
56. Tell the order taker to tell the manager to tell his supervisor he's fired.
57. Report a petty theft to the order taker.
58. Use expletives like "Great Caesar's Ghost" and "Jesus Joseph and Mary in Tinsel Town."
59. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
60. If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, "I shall not be swayed by your sweet words."
61. Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs.
62. Try to talk while drinking something.
63. Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza Place), Take 1, and. . . action!"
64. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
65. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
66. Be vague in your order.
67. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."
68. If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout the order.
69. After ordering, say "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
70. Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."
71. State your order and say that's as far as this relationship is going to get.
72. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
73. Say "Kssssssssssssssht" rather loudly into the phone. Ask if they felt that.
74. Detect the order taker's psychic aura. Use it to your advantage.
75. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza.
76. Learn to play a blues riff on the harmonica. Stop talking at regular intervals to play it.
77. Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.
78. Perfect a celebrity's voice. Stress that you won't take any crap from some two-bit can't-hack-it pimple-faced gofer.
79. Put them on hold.
80. Teach the order taker a scret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.
81. Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say "I said 'sauce smothered with meat'."
82. Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond.
83. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"
84. When you'ge given the price, say "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math."
85. Haggle.
86. Order a one-inch pizza.
87. Order term life insurance.
88. When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?"
89. Order with a Speak-n-Spell where applicable.
90. Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.
91. While on the phone, fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often; act embarrassed.
92. Engage in some serious swapping.
93. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he/she says it, say "Please don't mention that word."
94. Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the background. Yell "OW!" when a bullet is fired.
95. If he/she suggests a side order, ask why he/she is punishing you.
96. Ask if the pizza has had its shots.
97. Order a steamed pizza.
98. Get taker's name. Later, call exactly on the hour to say, "This is your (time of day) wake-up call, So-and-so." Hang up.
99. Offer to pay for the pizza with a public flogging.
If any of the above practices are rejected by the order taker, 100. Say, in your best pouty voice, "Last guy let me do it."

lol green

Your Irish Name Is...

Fiona O'Connell

What's your Irish Name?

throwing batteries?

okie yesterday was way too interesting for its own good. i swear too much excitement is like bad for you or something.

alrite lets back it up so what happened after me and lee went out of lunch? lol wow for once we didn't go to viet place for lunch. haha. we headed all the way to the promenade for bourbon st. grill. yeah yeah, i know this food court food but its damn good. besides it was cheaper than viet food. yes sandy we spended way too much money on food on friday even for my likings. *nods nods* after a very filling meal, we waddled our full tummies to bulk barn in hopes of buying some candy for school this coming week. no not my school, i am on freaking march break. lol its nice to be in highschool. =P but unfortunately that bulk barn must be on sale or something because all the good candy were all sold out. *shaking my fist at those spoiled little kids* keke. no, i am not one of them *shifty eyes* boo... so we ended up just grabbing a tube of mentos, cuz lee likes pretending as if he is in one of those mentos commercial while he is singing the catchy jingle. o brother. *rolls eyes*

finally after wasting time wondering around the mall, we finally make it back to his house. as usual, we watched the new episode of south park. you hipppies. keke. i think i have this like growing hate for cartemen for being a freaking faggot. lol. i swear i like hate him with a passion. o yeah, we bought this new bottle of slippery stuff cuz the last one sucks ass. i love the design of the bottle its so pretty and nice, plus the cap is this nice purple colour, i am so keeping the bottle when we used up all the slippery stuff. it will prolly this a while to use it all up because this is the good kind, just a drop or two and it is like super slippery already. the other stuff has this ucky residue and this is so sticky instead of slippery. it was just gross. lee said that's why it cost 5 bucks less. the 5 dollars went to the quality of the slippery stuff.

since we were already snuggling in bed with a new bottle of the slippery stuff, hm... guess what we did for the next 2 hours? lol its is so self explanatory. haha and then we listened to eddie murphy's comedy bit. yup after a while of just rolling around in bed, we were getting hungry. so get headed out of our fix of mr. sub. we stuff our faces with subs in front of the t.v. with lorne and watch ten commandments. damn that is so jewish. anywho, i quickly fliped the channel to watch legally blonde cuz i mean who really wanna watch a bunch of white people pretending they are brown, and act all funny with the crappy 50's special effect where god seems like he is a crackhead. i don't think so. so i made lee finished his homework while i wached legally blonde and channel surfed for a bit. lol.

so we wasted a few good hours in front of the t.v. then we hopped back into bed to snuggle some more because lee was naughty. we eventually got over our laziness and got ready to get me home. just as we were getting on the car, for some stupid reason we had to ruin the night we a fight. and guess what is was about... how the freaking car got dirty. it was prolly the most stupid fight we've had. who the hell gives a shit, but no we both had to make sure that ourself were right and that the other person was wrong. we ended up not talking to each other the whole freaking ride back. even when we arrived back at my house we still couldn't settle our differences, we are so stubborn when it comes to arguments like this. arg... imagine us living together 24/7. lol we would be more entertaining than a freaking reality t.v. show.

now the real fun begins. i started to walk towards my door in an extremely p.o. manner like seriously i am so right on the matter because i witnessed it. arg. anywho, as i tried to open the glass screen door so i can get to my door to unlock it, i discovered the glass door was locked. uh oh... there was no way possible for anyone to open the glass door from the outside unless you break the glass, and i sm so not ready for pay for the damages just to get into my house. hell no. i ranged the door bell no one answered. i was stranded outside of my own house and lee was still in the car p.o. at me but wondering what the hell i was doing. so irrationally i just stomped off thinking that my parents purposely locked me out because i was home late, (i wasn't home late at all), but either or i stomped off not knowing where i was going. lee started to follow me in the car going in reverse because he still loved me and worried about me, it was actually quite funny if i wasn't so p.o. at that time. so we made up because i was too scared at that point to be mad at him. we tried ringing the door bell, throwing ice at the window hoping my mom would hear me. we did everything possible at that point in time to wake someone up so i can get inside the house, but nothing worked. so we headed to the pay phones, (we forgot to bring a cell phone along) to try to call my house to wait someone up but that didn't work either. after trying for about 30-40 minutes, we got too cold for our own good and we headed back to lee's because i was going crazy on him. on top of that, we were running out of quaters to call people.

when we got back to lee's house we called my house and my dad's cells, just trying to get hold of someone to least let them know where i was. we finally get through to my dad, apparently he just arrived home at that point in time. i told him what the problem was, and he was like he would call back in a bit to let me know what's going on. later on, my dad called back telling me that he was able to wake my mom up to unlock the glass door, so he came over to lee's to pick me up. and i gave lee a big hug and a big kiss because while i was freaking out and going crazy, he was there to comfort me and to crack jokes with me so i would maintain my sanity. so by the time i finally make it home the second time it was really 2 in the morning. talk about a busy day. i found out that my dad woke my mom up by throwing a battery at the window. haha he is so violent, i only threw ice. he threw a freaking battery. i know that if there was any damage to the house, i am so in for it, i rather sleep over at lee's than have to pay like 2000 bucks for repairs.

lesson to be learn here: always keep batteries on hand, you never know how or when you'll need them.

later days.

finally... the long awaited march break

thursday - after school met up with my friend at p-mall for supposedly ring shopping but we just ended up talking and eating, not really shopping. but it was fun just catching up on old times.

a big shoutout to hector for finally hitting the big 2o. hope you had fun.

friday - i officially coined sandy's day. lol it was amazing. since sandy already wrote it out, i am just going to be my lazy self and link to her. lol.
Journal of a Geminist

wow everyday i have been sleeping like till noon, well i would wake up a bit earlier for a pee break, then right back to bed i go. lol very lazy, gonna get fat very soon. anywho, gotta get ready to go grab lunch with lee. later days.

Strawberry Pop-Tart Blow-Torches

busy week coming up, everything is due and tested on before the march break. therefore, links now, post later.

a fun activity to try if you have time to waste
strawberry pop-tart blow-torches

pop-a-pimple

ooo dreamy...

Which Josh Groban song are you?
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a discovery

taboozing - the combo of being drunk and tobogganing -> fun, fun

um... what happened in the past week?

thursday - law trials... *sigh* need i say more? for details i will email you my rant for that day. no need to waste room on my precious blog. =p

friday - went to school in an extremely exhausted state. we found out that our class won the law trial, which made me somewhat happy, can't get more happy because of tireness. lol. left school early, because i was way too tired and i needed to nap before i can go to fellowship. went to fellowship which was actually quite fun. stayed out till like 2:30 a.m. i swear even on a weekend i can't get much sleep, wtf? anywho, sleep like a rock till saturday afternoon.

saturday - "Today was fun. Lee picked me up from my house at like noon-ish, and fingered me. Then went to Vietnamese food to grab lunch. I had #101 and Lee had #62, and we got extra spring rolls and a coke. By the end of it were both stuff like fat little piggies, so we drove to Lee's house. He fingered me at every red light on the way back. When we got to his house, and we fucked for a good two hours. Then we napped for 4 hours. When we got up it was seven-ish, and we figured out what to eat for dinner. Then we fucked for another half hour. We went out to Mr. Sub, and I got a pizza sub, and Lee had a spicy chicken sub. We got back to his house, and ate our subs, and watched a bit of family guy, other thing, and other thing. Afterwards, we went upstairs and fucked for like twenty minutes. Then Lee drove me back home, and Tim bothered us because he is attention seeking. Now I'm writing this blog." - Lee
lol that was lee's version of what happened on saturday. my response, "meh." haha. i didn't get to sleep till like 2ish again, so damn sleepy. i am almost like living off of caffeine.

oy... so much work due before march break, which is both good and bad. it is not hanging over my head during my holiday, but i am going to have to work my ass off from now till the break. in turn, it translates to me panicking like a crazy maniac.
=)

list in the making

i think i am going to compile a want list for lee. lol
anyone wanna contribute?